User Profile

Well Im a mom of a wonderful boy. Im engaged to his dad, Chris, who I love with all my heart. We live in a small town and i go to an old people church. I have 4 sisters and a brother and are very close to them and my parents. I love to play video games and im obsessed with Everquest.


My Wierdo Boy


Me and my soon to be hubby






My Quotes


~~~*I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. *~~~
~~~*Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. *~~~
~~~*Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.*~~~
~~~*Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. *~~~
~~~*Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.*~~~


Proverbs

:::+Man who fart in church sit in own pew+:::
:::+Stand on toilet, get high on pot.+:::
:::+Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.+:::
:::+Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.+:::
:::+War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.+:::


Thoughts
???If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers???
???Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni???
???Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"???
???Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"???
???In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she???
???Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars???
???You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights???
???If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license???
???If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed???
???How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered???
???Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves???
??? How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap???